We are society’s most elite programmers, we are the guardian of 0 and 1, we protect your systems when you aren’t around, we are who you can turn to when you need help with your application. Our members are widely diversified and dispersed all over the world and our mission is to make this world a better place using out keen and sometimes supernatural coding styles along with our true spirits and extreme discipline. Together we are making a difference !
The Order of the Ninja Code Monkeys has been in existence for many years now and have thousands of members. Now we are taking our outreach even farther by opening the nether portal to enlightenment outside our practicing realm and into cyberspace.
The Secret Order of the Ninja Code Monkeys follow very specific rules :
- We accomplish the mission, failure is not an option
- We never write any SPECS
- We NEVER comment our code (you figure it out)
- We NEVER free (good) food
- We NEVER give real estimates of how long it will take
- We NEVER tell how we did it (you won’t understand)
- We NEVER Bring Harm to a user- by choice
- We live to be challenged
- Working Applications must be modified
- The newer the technology, the more dangerous we become
- We strive for peace, harmony, and enlightment in all things
- Always being Honor to yourself
Now get your t-shirt and join us or ask a ninja what it’s to be a ninja.